christmas cut

whoever wrote the previous definition is wrong -- a christmas cut is mack and manco's famous white pizza topped with tomato and brocolli, not spinach.

I'd like a Christmas cut, plase.

by K Lagg July 18, 2006

Bob cut

A piece of hair, only on a young male. It usually only takes place at the back.

Thomas (A.K.A. Bob cut borger)

by Buzz cut December 13, 2018

crew cut

what preppies and rich kids have.

preps with crew cuts look like 5 year old pussies

by superman February 15, 2004

Zoom cut

Classic lock down cut performed on oneself maintain a vague image of professionalism. Only angle given consideration is front on/webcam/selfie. Best described as 'Business up front, don't give a f*ck about the back'. The haircut equivalent of wearing a suit, tie and 5 day old underpants at your desk. AKA Poor man's mullet.

'Hey man looking schmick this morn! Zoom cut and wax dude! You think the front looks average, the back looks like Billy Ray Cyrus's after losing a wrestling match in a hayfield.

by Axeman222 February 23, 2021

cut one

to fart; a small explosion between the legs.

after eating a big bowl if chili, Frand cut one.

by dardardar69 October 26, 2003

Cut the melon

to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.

she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead

by slickhonkie October 12, 2012

Shea-Cut

-verb

1. to follow a path, usually in unknown territory, that leads you to a place you don't want to be.

-adj.

2. Fuck

This is a shitty Shea-cut.

I hate this shay-cut and just want to go home.

by smeltingfever June 1, 2011