glaucoma of the anus

When one is simply tired of dealing with work bullshit.

Hey boss, I have glaucoma of the anus. Unfortunately, I can't see my ass coming in today.

by Satan McNinja March 10, 2017

anus model

Someone that has a picture perfect butthole.

Or when you're so drunk you misheard your friend who said "I ate a model"

They have the perfect butthole.

Guy: To have a steady fuck buddy in the gay community you have to look like a model. I look like I ate a model.
Me: Did you just say you're an anus model?

by iamdabananaking March 16, 2017

Anus-Art

The nonsense of randomly drawn faces, love notes, and genitals in middle school bathroom stalls.

Dude there are numerous peices of anus-art in the bathroom; even though the year has just started!

by I Find Fart Jokes Funny September 24, 2016

taco anus

A general term of endearment referring to members of the renaissance fair disguised as an offensive term

Chris........you're such a taco anus

by Scortese September 21, 2016

crunchy anus

When Princess Twilight gets anal fucked by the homeless humans. Their penises are so deep in shit that they crunch when they fuck her. Also, they never wash them.

TWALAIT SPARKLLLL HAZ CRUNCHY ANUS! Кстати, вы все - говно с хуями во рту и кастраты. Хехеххехе.

by Kriker August 24, 2016

weed anus

Someone who smuggles cannabis using their bum hole

Hey great weed! Yeah My mate brought it from Amsterdam, he's a weed anus

by Crazybunnylady July 14, 2016

anus mcflackus

Making a puppet from dry or chapped butt cheeks.

During a night of intense sexaul exploration. I decided to introduce my girl to life long friend, Anus McFlackus.

by Anus McFlackus June 18, 2016