National Jerk and a Wipe Day

June 14th is the day where you get a free jerk and a wipe

National Jerk and a Wipe Day

by National Jerk and a Wipe day June 14, 2024

Thit-Sar Wipe

The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.

Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.

by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024

Oily wipe

A wipe used to oil up your bitch in bed.

Him: "Let me whip out the "oily wipe"."
Her: "Hurry up, what are you waiting for?"

by KamilotV2 June 19, 2024

Team Wiped

When somebody gets knocked out by a person/group of people.

Betty: Damnnn Joe just got knocked out!

Nancy: Bro got team wiped.

by icethegoat24 August 2, 2024

Quebec wet wipe

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with

When u pee a lil on the toilet paper to wipe ur ass with and it's called Quebec wet wipe

by TTVwetwipe August 11, 2024

Friction-less Wipe

When you wipe your ass, and the paper glides friction-less, so you know you're fucked.

John: Bro, you used all the toilet paper!
Doe: Yeah man, it was a friction-less wipe.

by Findrunemfwatertower March 31, 2025

Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.

Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*

by Crap-tain April 20, 2025