by Geordie January 18, 2016

Ass stabbing your partner until your shanker is nice and brown, then pussy-fucking them until the shit piles up nicely on the sides.
Teddy: I had an orgy last friday with a few mates. The girl I was about to stick it to had a real Shitty Bat Cave!
Clayton: What did you do?
Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
Clayton: What did you do?
Teddy: Fucked her anyway.
by Facecake July 30, 2009

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.
by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019

When a car you're driving gets out of shape and is near uncontrollable. All you can do is panic trying to save it yelling "Shit!Shit!Shit!"
by Professionalfunhaver September 20, 2020

An illegal U-Turn.
Two people driving down the road.
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
Passenger: "Did we miss it? I think it was back there on the left."
Driver: "That's alright, I'll bang a shitty. Hold on to your butts!"
by PurpleDrank January 2, 2021

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015
