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Screw the Russian

An alcoholic beverage containing Screwball, Kahula and Heavy Whipping Cream. Do not consume more than 2. If more than 2 are consumed expect a PH’uck morning…
I had Juan tooooo many Screw The Russians last night and woke up Fucked up in a wheel barrow full of water with a different pair of skvies on… *Yooper and Wisconsinites only!*
by Bandit1975 August 13, 2022
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Russian Beerlette

A drinking game using an airsoft revolver with one loaded shell. The shooter spins the chamber and pulls the trigger. When the gun fires, the shootee drinks. Safer than standard Russian Roulette
Yo, man you got so wasted playing russian beerlette last night!
by Da Beer Hunter December 23, 2010
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Russian Wank

A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 4, 2020
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russian turnpipe

1.)The realization that when another person says they were hurt, it can't be decided by someone else whether they were.
2.) What happens when you try to think about what would happen when you actually get off your lazy ass and do something with yourself. Not that you'll actually do it, though.
3.) A technique for sex in which someone gets jammed forcefully into a small metal pipe by a Russian dude, effectively killing them. Not actually for sex. Just to kill.
He was an asshole until he had a russian turnpipe.
by Brian Montel July 29, 2017
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Russian-bow

Ro-sham-bo for russians but with the added bow gesture.

Originated from the Murmansk suburb of Rosta on an vodka fueled bender where two men were to decide between getting more vodka or steal a boat from the nearby shipyard.
The bow gesture still remains unknown to this day.
-Let's do a Russian-bow!
-What?
-Roshambo with a bow!
-Shut up you're drunk
by Razul Ham April 14, 2015
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Russian Charge

Military:
Charge forward against the enemy line, and at the first opportunity, drop and hide from the Russian snipers tasked with shooting deserters. Wait to be POWed and probably fed.
These young men had little training, and no appetite for war;

Commanders behind the trenches sent them into the maw of fire, from ahead and behind, a Russian Charge.
by Bilham March 13, 2022
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The Russian ThankYou

A Russian Thankyou is the act of defecating on a woman's (or mans - its not gay)chest after intercourse.
Woman - "Fuck me harder Viktor!"
Man - "Ive finished THANKYOU"
Woman - "Whats the hell is that bum cigar doing on my chest?!!"
Man - "Thats The Russian ThankYou"
by The Lawnmower Man 2016 February 22, 2023
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