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Hawaiian pork poke

To have sexual relations with a type of fruit by either hollowing a hole and repetitively thrusting it, or cutting the fruit into slices and forming a frussy by taping the slices into a round shape for sexual pleasure.
Friend: “Hey Zach, got any plans tonight?”

Zach: “Oh man, I’m busy preparing to smash this freshly cut apple with the ole fashioned Hawaiian Pork Poke!”

Friend: “Ah man, I'm missing out aren’t I??”
by Gordeauxdatboee October 22, 2017
mugGet the Hawaiian pork pokemug.

pork sandwich

When you are driving on a motorway with a police car both in front of you and behind you.
Sorry I'm late. I was caught in a pork sandwich the whole way here.
by elynnaie July 27, 2025
mugGet the pork sandwichmug.

Pork and beans

A person that’s Fat and a big Sloppy person and is just over all FAT
Bruh that’s person is so fat they look like pork and beans
by Papa Ave May 11, 2022
mugGet the Pork and beansmug.

John Pork Crashout

A term for when the popular internet celebrity John Pork rages at users, typically when an action he dislikes is performed. John Pork most commonly crashes out in Fortnite. Footage of these occurrences are often accompanied with Capcut edits.
I keep seeing edits of John Pork Crashout's in Fortnite.
by ku1a5 December 20, 2024
mugGet the John Pork Crashoutmug.

shit pork

Where you shove your finger up yout arshole and the put it in you japseye then pull it out and like your finger
by Jim shit pork May 4, 2018
mugGet the shit porkmug.

General Pork

Keanu, he eats lots of food
Man 1: twust that general pork guy is a fat bastard
Man2: innit twust Mcdonalds sold out for the first time because of him
by the biggest bird 69 April 24, 2023
mugGet the General Porkmug.

Pussy Pork

Frank was munching shorties ass and got a whiff of that pussy pork
by Burgah slayer March 24, 2024
mugGet the Pussy Porkmug.

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