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what a jew

"A term for calling someone any swear you can think of" like when your playing warzone and someone uses a street sweeper in rebirth.
Likely originated from my Xbox party when talking about gassing the Jews.
"Dude did you hear that mike performed a Alaskan snow dragon On Brooke, Yeah what a jew.
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Joe the Jew

by TacocaT257playdoh November 14, 2016
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jew snip

When a male has had his forskin surgically removed..
"Have you seen James' purple headed yoghurt slinger? It has no hat, he's had the jew snip."
Authors - Kingsley Jew Bag & Michael the jew disciple
by Jew Yoghurt Slinger November 4, 2014
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Skybustin’ Jew

A non-english speaking Italian that can’t see, smell or hear. Has dry rot from the waist down. Has several liberal and socialist family members in politics.
My skybustin’ jew friend needed an interpreter just to use the bathroom
by Duckwhore November 2, 2020
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Ultimate Jew

Eli Spivak is an Ultimate Jew because he only talks about Jewish things and wears a yamika.
He is missing this party for a Batmitzvah... What an Ultimate Jew
by Lucy Cochran May 14, 2015
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Jew Tickler

One who sucks cock, blows pole, and tickles baby jews
by shytabchris February 11, 2012
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Cold Jew

Not necessarily a Jewish person, although they seem to be the best examples. When a business person is giving you a PR facade and your comments strike a nerve having to do with his money or personal life. He (or she) then switches to a cold administrator quoting chapter and verse of regulations.
Trump was getting real chummy talking golf, till I mentioned his tax returns, boy, did I get the Cold Jew then! I swear I heard a voice behind me chanting: 'Thou art only a Goy'
by Glansolo July 28, 2017
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