Rasputin Banana

The Rasputin Banana is when you use shattered glass from fine glass to slice 3 to 5 of the veins on your penis and shout "Для России!" (Translation: "For Russia!" ) and proceed to rail your boyfriend or girlfriend in the ass until they shit themselves using nothing but dick blood for lube.

I picked up this chick at the bar and she told me she wanted to do something extra kinky tonight so I gave her the Rasputin Banana.

by KING HORN November 20, 2017

Wenatchee Banana

A Hispanic fruit picker with a curved penis.

I caught this Wenatchee Banana named Oscar violating my 15 year old daughter Chrissy last night.

by One arm Joe March 15, 2007

banana cigarette

1) A Japanese clothing shop, affiliated with ANAP clothing.

2) A blowjob. (Or at least, that's what comes to mind when looking at the ad for the Japanese clothing shop, which shows a girl sucking on a finger and winking.)

Wow, you should have seen that clothing ad for the new shop at SMARK. I think someone must have missed the idea of 'subliminal advertisement' because the model looked like she wanted to smoke a banana cigarette instead of shop at one.

by Nerdlass June 29, 2010

Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.

Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.

by icats rof April 22, 2018

banana legs

The term used to describe a person with leg muscle in the front (quadriceps) and none in the back (hamstrings). The legs lack curves appearing unshapely and similar to the shape of a banana.

She wouldn't have banana legs if she strength-trained her hamstrings.

by 1cubby1 July 16, 2011

Getting Bananas

meaning go get bananas to get, in slang also can mean going crazy, bazerk, coocoo, where one goes all bananas

Hey John how was that party last night, I don't remember much Tim but it was getting bananas

by Shuff February 20, 2010

Banana Slices

a term used against JJ's for them to figure out. There is actually a real meaning behind this term, but it is difficult to find.

Girl: "Hey JJ, does she have banana slices?"
JJ: "No, whats that?"
Girl: "You dont know what banana slices are? LOL!"

by fafjknakfnldka May 21, 2011