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tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue

The condition in which one needs to urinate so badly that any further delay will cause bladder rupture.
I think tasting urine on the tip of one's tongue is a sure sign one is in trouble.

I held it for as long as I could, but when I tasted urine on the tip of my tongue, then I knew I was in trouble. I had to pull over and go in the ditch.
by Captain Pants December 26, 2008
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Tactical Knife

An attachment for handguns in Modern Warfare 2. This attachment decreases knife recovery speed by 200% and lunge length by 1 foot. Frowned upon in online competitive matches.
I hate this n00b with his Tactical Knife......
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.
Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.
by Huester666 May 29, 2011
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one testiciallian

A person born with only one testicle. Or a person who lost their testicle due to a disease or a freak accident.
Damn! Joey put whipped cream on his nuts and his fat girlfriend bit one off!! Now he's a one testicillian!
by tabatha August 29, 2003
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testicide

To accidently shoot oneself in the scrotum - usually while stuffing a handgun in your waistband without a holster.
Did you hear about the bank robber that committed testicide right in front of everybody? He went to make his getaway and stuffed his gun in his pants - next thing everybody knew there was a loud pop and the dude was rolling on the floor writhing in agony. Ah sweet justice.
by Gettin N Eiffel January 22, 2008
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scare tactics

a move used in sports for no other purpose than to try and make the other team a little nehvous
Bonesaw: Dude, why did you miss that spyke?

Dragon: Their scare tactics got to me. I think i pooped myself.
by orangutan_on_turnpike August 19, 2009
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Testicle

The Testicle was so easy.
by ohPinky May 27, 2009
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