Toilet-Brother definition
A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.
This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
A brother (and/or sibling, i.e. toilet sister toilet sibling) who only shows up to visit when their sibling, friend or loved one during times when the lives of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toilet.
This moniker applies to the visiting sibling regardless of whether their visit is to revel in the misfortune of the sibling they are visiting or if they are visiting to provide real support, if the visiting sibling only visits during times when the life of the sibling they are visiting is being flushed down the toiletof existence.
Toilet-Brother
James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
James is a toilet-brother because he only visits me when my life is fucked up beyond all recognition.
by the real jm November 30, 2019
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Get the Toilet swamp mug.The act of using a plunger repeatedly on a clean toilet to push an item thru that accidentally got flushed.. like a plastic tampon applicator.
by Moxee Eutopia November 11, 2015
Get the Toilet CPR mug.Also a holy grail for covidiots at this time. Covidiots somehow think that toilet paper is going to save them from some desease that is pretty much the cold except u cough more. And now because of them, I have to cut my paper towel in halt and give myself crack burns. Great.
Person 1: Why do you have 64 cases of toilet paper???
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
Covidiot: idk I don't feel safe without it I guess
Person 1: Ur messed up in the head bro
by new guy 101 April 22, 2020
Get the Toilet paper mug.Dylan- "Wow that girl at the gym at a long toilet flick today"
Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
Jordan- "Yea she was in there for almost twenty minutes"
by Mr. Parksington March 16, 2017
Get the toilet flick mug.The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
Get the toilet lean mug.Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.
by DuctTapePants August 26, 2018
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