his secret

the kleep

his secret the kjleeo

by lgbtigga July 3, 2022

Secret Life of Pets 2

A sequel so bad that not even the parents of the people who wrote liked it

I would rather jump off a bridge than watch the Secret Life of Pets 2.

by Mo0fin November 22, 2021

secret rocking chair

When you both are on a chair or in an upright position and you tell her you just wanna sit and wait. Then unexpectedly you thrust hard and fast lube not required.

My ass hole sure hurts after my husband gave me the secret rocking chair!

by Cockgobblin69 June 8, 2016

secret shopper

Refers to members of the less-affluent sector of mall-customers who merely wish to purchase regular groceries and/or household products in bulk, but who do not buy enough yearly volume to justify paying the exorbitant "membership fee" that the "big box" stores like Sam's Club charge. These limited-income folks therefore discreetly approach "enrolled" club-members who have either just arrived at the store or are currently pushing their carts around the aisles, and quietly ask them if they could please also purchase the merchandise that the indigent people want along with the items on their own shopping lists, and then afterwards they all meet back up outside in the parking lot where there are no prying eyes from the store's staff, and the grateful low-income families carefully go over the obliging club-members' store-receipts to total up the costs of the "additionally-purchased" items, and then reimburse the members for the appropriate amounts in cash.

Being a secret shopper can indeed be a great way to save on household-staple items; just watch out for Sam's Club chiselers, however.

by QuacksO July 23, 2018

Secret Bitch

When you start to wonder if your partner is actually a manipulative bitch and you just never noticed before now.

Can also be applied to yourself (i.e. "am I actually a secret Bitch and I never noticed?")

"Mark said it was fine but then later he was really stroppy. I'm beginning to wonder if I've married a Secret Bitch."

by mbebs October 10, 2021

Secret Tek

A secret technique, related to Tek. This may be mocking or genuine appreciate of a manoeuvre that is clearly quite impressive.

Everyone thought he had played his last turn, but then he played the secret tek.

by Errant July 23, 2004

Secret Snowflake

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

by Ender56 December 6, 2023