piss mustache

Piss mustache: a word used to the describe the action of pissing on someone’s mouth until they shit so hard it digs a 14km hole in the ground. And then the person pissing would have stopped and shook his penis 2 times and go on with his day. While on the other hand the guy that was getting “piss mustached” would be stuck in the 14km hole and develop a yellow tinted mustache hence the word piss mustache. And remember to SHAKE 2 TIMES, NO MORE!

Guy1: “hey did you see me doing a piss mustache”

Guy2: “ yeah, but you forget one thing”

Guy1: “ what did I forget”

Guy2: “you forgot to shake 2 times”

Guy1: I forgor💀

by Stinky Hitler fart June 11, 2022

Nuclear piss

When you piss in a hot shower and the heat / steam from the water increases the stank to an unbearable level.

Dude i had the worst nuclear piss this morning, it about gassed me out of the shower.

pee nuke piss stink shower

by B.Robert B. May 29, 2013

Pissed Entry

A definition added to urban dictionary under the influence of alchohol/drugs which seems to the contributor to be witty, but on sober reflection is worthless.

"Made a pissed entry on Urban Dictionary last night, Let's hope the editors were pissed too!"

by Bloomfield13 October 15, 2008

Piss High

pronounced pis hahy. It is often said with the two words slurred as one.

Piss High is used when an individual is high out of their fucking mind. Their motor skills are delayed and they bug about absolutely nothing or simply sit on the couch with a severe case of the munches. Essentially, it has the same meaning as "piss drunk" without the throwing up and the nonsense of alcohol.

Girl #1 "Is he driving?!"
Girl #2 "He should not be driving! He is piss high!"

by Jelby Sherlman January 13, 2010

Piss Digit

The male genitalia.

Nick enjoys fellating piss digits.

by TherealPissDigit April 20, 2015

Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.

Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?

by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010

Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.

Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"

by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014