christmas presents

people you want to steal from your friends and have them wrapped and boxed prettily (with breathing holes of course) under your christmas tree on christmas morning
I would like to have Daniel and Aj under my tree as christmas presents.
by nigelisgod November 27, 2010
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christmas aft

The day after Christmas. December 26. Mainly because 'the day after Christmas' just takes too long. Use it, pass it around, make it popular.
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I had a pretty good Christmas Aft. I hit all the sales.

The inlaws went home on Christmas Aft.
by longpants December 28, 2005
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christmas spirit

When you fill your ass with egg nog and give your partner a Christmas cocktail. Either filling a cup or shot glass will do, however I find going directly from the anus to the mouth is especially Christmasy.
Aw honey, you look a little down, can I give you a little Christmas Spirit?
by Notfornothin December 24, 2007
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Christmas in July

A holiday celebrated largely by non-Christians for the purpose of enjoying Christmas-style foods, decorations and traditions without the stress of the holiday in December.
You might want to celebrate Christmas in July by:

- cranking up the air conditioning and wearing your favourite sweater

- hanging Christmas lights

- putting up your Christmas tree

- buying gifts for family and friends (Note: you should not expect that people will give you gifts in July.)

- cooking a turkey or tofurky

- making and drinking spiked egg nog
by K_ March 21, 2007
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hippie christmas

Celebrating the winter solstice, by burning the yuletide log then going out for chinese food and a movie.
Brighid and her daughter enjoyed a hippie christmas at the movies, while most people were at christmas church services.
by viki and kayleigh December 18, 2005
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white christmas

When you toilet paper someone's house on Christmas, they get a White Christmas.
I'm gonna give you a White Christmas... baby
by Sterlhasasmallhead December 18, 2004
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Christmas List

A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
by Alaric C. February 10, 2015
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