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suicide olymics 

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.
John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"
suicide olymics by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019

suicide spliff 

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it
"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."
suicide spliff by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019

suicide attack 

Its what a suicide bomber does.

Nearly always a act of terrorism.

Because of the consequences dying he cant get in jail.
Person 1: You know 9.11?
Person 2: Yeah wasnt it a suicide attack
Person 1: Yup probably to avoid the consequences
Person 2: Such a pussy!
suicide attack by rakiminki November 14, 2019

Suicide survivor day 

A day to represent someone who is a suicide survivor and appreciate them
Zack:hey Chole, Today’s suicide survivor day! *gives her compliments*

suicide suck 

Get your dick sucked by someone who has taken an high amounts of MDMA and/or other illegal pills causing them to Gurn and maybe bite your dick bitten off!
James: "Did you hear about Joe's penis getting bite off"
Thom: " Yea, he had failed the suicide suck"
suicide suck by walkandsuck123 December 17, 2019

Suicide squeeze 

Baseball term that is used when a runner is trying to steal home and the batter drops down a bunt to let the run score.
Coach: “Hey Ryan let’s get this winning run in with a good ‘ole suicide squeeze”.
Ryan: “Oh shit
Suicide squeeze by Hard90sonly4 January 6, 2020