struggle streaming

an inept although consistent streaming habit

- He's been struggle streaming for the last year
- Should we do something about it?
- No, give it time, he'll either give up or get better

by juiced8 September 15, 2021

Stradinger's Law

The principle that, in a professional environment, the person(s) who critically block your forward progress at any given moment are in a meeting when you go to look for them.

Peter: I was looking for Josep, Tony and Rafael for an architectural decision, and they're all in the architecture meeting.
Dominic: That's Stradinger's Law for you.

by emlprime July 7, 2010

Steaming Titanic

A steaming titanic occurs when you take a shit so large, that half of the shit is in the hole of the toilet and is unseeable and the other half is sticking out of the water. This shit is unflushable unless broken in half.

Dude, the other night at Jeffereys party I drank my body weight in alcohol! I was so tanked i left a steaming titanic in his upstairs bathroom. I tried to flush it and it flooded the bathroom so i bailed!

by Drailed November 1, 2010

steaming seagull

when a woman is giving head to a guy she has an epileptic fit, biting down on the guys penis, whilst flapping uncontrollably begging for help.

hey john did you just see that chick cough up a cock?' 'yeah she looked like a steaming seagull.

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Steaming Pudding Surprise

This has of course something to do with the "steaming Pudding" except its more of a prank! This is where you pour again a good amount of Pudding in your asshole! Once again let the pudding sit in there for a couple of minutes to get that great smelling and tasting touch! Then you go up to the person who you wanna prank(WORKS BEST ON SLEEPERS!!!) then you squat or jump or how ever you can fart the entire load of pudding thats been chillin in your ass for the past few minutes right in the face of the chump your trying to prank!!!

Guy: OMFG!!!! I cant fucking believe you just gave a "Steaming Pudding Surprise"!!! Are you fucking crazy!!!

Pranker: DUUUUDE!!!! I so fucking got you with that !!!! hahahahahahahaha

by Idonteatpudding October 12, 2011

speaking hyroglyphics

When someone drinks so much that their words cannot be understood without the help of the Rosetta Stone.

E.g. He drank a whole bottle of Cuervo and stumbled around speaking hyroglyphics.

by AssQ April 23, 2014

screaming bottom

A flamboyant homosexual man, who is most definitely the bottom in the relationship.

1. Joe the screaming bottom from the bar mushroom top bar....
2. Oh him!

by twodeadmeadows August 14, 2015