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Stoner Boner

An adjective describing the feeling brought on by the urge to smoke marijuana.
Wow, this new piece is giving me such a stoner boner!
by A_big_ol_helping_of_nope June 29, 2017
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Stoner Status

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )
Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?
by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011
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Stoner Program

A program watched by people intoxicated by the lovely, Marijuana and find it funny!
"I watched Archer the other night, maaaaaaaate, it's such a stoner program!"
by Sefblau May 1, 2016
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Stoner Stew

A conglomerated pile of random leftovers that are microwaved in a bowl to form an easy yet elaborate meal. Usually includes cheese, bacon bits, and various spices added to taste.
"Dude, I'm getting the munchies hard."
"Go check the fridge. Should be some mashed potatoes, mac n' cheese, corn, and gravy you could throw into a bowl of stoner stew."
by ReggaeOtter December 6, 2016
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ravenous stoner

One that loves to get high and eat desserts, chocolates,cakes and pies!
Hey marie, sean's such a ravenous stoner, maybe we ought to join him!
by Seanboi93 May 5, 2016
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Secondhand Stoner

An intelligence gather shed some lite on this phrase as a form of standardized encryption to adapt to the original form of STONE:
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.

With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'

or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.

This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁
Before a secondhand stoner interfered with my objections, an orphan taught a woman my royal creed. She stayed in her own family this way.
by Bidwellish Debater August 30, 2019
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Stoner sushi

Food — A Swedish fish with a wasabi almond on top
I got super baked and at a shit-ton of stoner sushi.
by The new dr Ruth August 8, 2020
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