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men’s soccer

A sport played by a bunch of pussies where they pretend to get hurt.
hey man are you watching this men’s soccer game they are flipping all over
by shshsjskskslzm July 30, 2021
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Soccer

kicking a ball across grass and one person says "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!"
ITS LIKE TRYING TO KICK A SOCCER BALL IN A NET HELD BY POLES.
by Machomistydoggo February 26, 2017
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Pro Soccer Game

“I heard Tony went to watch that pro soccer game the other day!”

“He must be a closeted homosexual.”
by TapSnaporNap May 31, 2024
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its called soccer

The way that the USA makes fun of the rest of the world during the World Cup 2022 (or any differences between the US and the rest of the world) in which they say "its called soccer!", referring to the fact that the USA is the only part of the world that doesn't call the sport "Futbol." This is usually paired with the phrase "RAHHHH", or the bald eagle flying emoji.
ITS CALLED SOCCER RAHHHHHH 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅
by theaveragetiktokuser January 15, 2023
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simple soccer

The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer
by cherryboi97 May 8, 2014
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Soccer

It called football

Anyways, you kick a ball into the opposing team’s net. That’s pretty much it, in a nutshell.
John: want to play some soccer?

Chris: sure, but it’s called football
by Gdisvvc March 19, 2023
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National kiss a soccer girl day

On October 29th kiss any soccer girl you know. Especially if she’s a friend. Sheeesh.
by anonymous.243.1590 October 28, 2021
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