Person A: Watch the new Bored Smashing PS5!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person B (A Hater): OMG U could have given me that PS5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by KLLHYSBDBBSE April 21, 2021
Get the Bored Smashingmug. It was almost a ritual-
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
How Dylan would Netflix and chill with depressing documentaries, and proceed sad-smash any and every dirty hippie chick he could get his hands on.
He would often times (but not always) follow up with asking for a boof assist.
by TripSixxx666 October 4, 2018
Get the Sad-Smashmug. When Valentine’s Day falls on Ash Wednesday and you have to have sex with ashes still on your forehead.
“Hey brah, it’s Smash Wednesday. Don’t forget to get your forehead dabbed before you pipe your girl.”
by Rusty Tyrone February 15, 2018
Get the Smash Wednesdaymug. Burning off calories with vigorous exercise after eating a good steak and potatoes dinner…ie..sex or a brisk walk.
The wife and I burned off dinner “smashing fuel” …it was the best!! Shoulda felt those glow plugs burnin.
by Longshot Lee May 3, 2022
Get the smashing fuelmug. When Bobo (giant ass gorilla) says, hey I’m tired of your shit and windmills the shit out of your nuts.
“Hey John did you hear about the guy that pissed off that gorilla? Yea, he got a testicular smash from Bobo.”
by Palace guard May 4, 2018
Get the testicular smashmug. When you pour a glass of bourbon on ice while sitting on your bed naked next to your partner that is in a doggie style pose you drink the bourbon and put ice in mouth turn around mount your partner and while having sex you allow ice to melt and drip onto partners back while they moan.
by Uncle Jimmy 2.0 April 14, 2023
Get the bourbon smashmug. by Annoy nous September 2, 2015
Get the Smash partnermug.