Sloppy Jalloppy

This is a term for getting a blow job from an elderly women who has taken her dentures out. She will "gum" the penis into a sensationally different and some would say a better feeling experience.

"Hey grandma, tell your roommate to come here and give me a sloppy jalloppy"
"Hey, how much for a good sloppy jalloppy?"

by Moonbouncer January 13, 2009

Sloppy Gomez

When your condom gets stuck in your girl/guy's brown hole. After your done analing, you give it that extra push and quick pull out. You're partner will be fishing in their glory hole for hours. Like a mexican looking for a peso in a mud puddle.

She was surprised he pulled the Sloppy Gomez on her. But she wasn't upset, for she had nothing planned the rest of the day.

by Rufus MacDufus July 8, 2009

snoopy groupie

A skanky bitch that wants Snoop Dogg to slap her with the meat.

A groupy of extremely succesful rapper Snoop Dogg/Snoop Doggy Dog. Willing to do anything sexual with Snoop.

See that Snoopy Groupie? I'd like to pull up to her bumper and lay a hittin on that bitch.

Four Snoupie Groupies orgied with Snoop Dogg last night, and he still managed to take a few hits from his bong in the process.

by Dispatch Kick Ass July 16, 2004

snoopy groupie

pre-adolescent female who obsesses about "cute" images/cartoons ... sadly, said obsession does not necessarily end as one passes into adulthood

"You'd think she was 11 or something, that SNOOPY GROUPIE, the way she has Garfield figurines and cuts out Cathy comic strips ..."

by meaty ogre July 23, 2004

sloppy pancake

Sloppy Pancakes or (Tortitas Desaliñadas) as some people refer to it as, is the act of violently blowing your load on a plate and adding ingredients such as strawberries, chocolate chips or whatever your heart desires, and tossing it in the oven at a temperature of 375 for 15 minutes. You know it is down when it has a sort of pancakey consistency. Whereafter, you shall apply a liberal amount of whipped toppings of your choice and serve. Best enjoyed with a cup of OJ.

Would you like a sloppy pancake with your eggs dear?

by BigDildo January 16, 2009

sloppy carrot

when your getting fucked in the ass and you shit on his dick, then pulls out, you take the dick to your mouth like a carrot, nibble on the tip, and say "Whats up Doc".

i gave him him a great sloppy carrot the other night.

by lexy ferrari June 8, 2009

sloppy oscar

when your have anal sex and you pull your oscar out and slap your self in the face while a green walrus gets raped by a neon midget in the mean while a spanish bat gets hit by a snorlax while getting salad all over his head at the same time is pooping on some farmers corn and when all that is happening your girl friend in wondering why your outside trying to hump a old lady trying to get up the street.

chris: man i gave myself a sloppy oscar.
arne: dude i hear they hurt.

by CACKLE KIDS September 5, 2010