Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

Shower-Attack

Attacking, Surprising or Stealing something from someone when they are in or getting out of the Shower.
A vulnerable time for most people, usually naked and unable to reach for a weapon for self-defense.

I can't believe the bitch Shower-Attacked me like Strauss-Kahn! Where is my wallet?

by Kingpin3 August 26, 2011

shitty shower

When you take someones shower head off, shit in it, then put it back so that when they take a shower it makes for a shitty situation.

Mike I'm gonna shit in your shower head so you have a really shitty shower.

by mattarkot June 18, 2011

army shower

A quick shower that goes: water on to wet - water off during soap and shampoo - water on to rinse - done.

When soldiers in remote locations without adequate water supplies needed to shower, they'd run the water just long enough to get wet, then turn it off to soap their bodies and shampoo their hair. Then they'd turn the water back on to rinse. Hence "army shower". This phrase came from my dad, a Korean war vet.

by squeeziecat January 15, 2014

Maple Shower

Getting ejaculated on by a Canadian.

I had sex with a hot Canadian and got a maple shower.

by Klein8875 November 3, 2017

bone for shone

A hard erection after seeing something arousing

Saying that you would have sex with someone such as "I would bone for shone" like bone for sure

I got a bone for shone after seeing john's ass.

I would bone for shone.

by Joner Stampton June 28, 2008

Roman Baby Shower

The act of vomiting on one's own hands and then splashing it over one's face while continuing to smear it in and around the facial region.

"Dude, you scared the shit out of those bouncers when you left the bar and Roman Baby Showered right there on the sidewalk".

by romanbabyshowerer October 18, 2009