by fabseboy September 14, 2023
Get the shadow monarch mug.A Shit Shadow is achieved when copious amounts of laxative are consumed to the point that liquid shit sprays out of their brown eye in droplets of similar size and consistency to spraypaint. The unsuspecting victim is then covered in the spray of fine fecal droplets, with the remaining poo spraying on the closest surface (wall, ceiling, floor, etc) and capturing the victim in silhouette on said surface.
I'm in a GG Allin tribute band - gave my drummer a Shit Shadow last night."
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
Girl: "My boyfriend was giving me anal last night and pulled out too quick"
Other girl: "OMG, were you hurt?"
Girl: "No, but I was so embarassed cuz my poop sprayed out and gave him a Shit Shadow!"
by Ragnarok1953 September 24, 2023
Get the Shit Shadow mug.by Shadw November 21, 2021
Get the Shadow mug.The Shadow is a person who self proclaims this name as a sign of his autism.Dont get too close because he will proceed to flex with his robux from his moms credit card.Do not engage conversation because he will say "who asked". I repeat, stay away from him, if he starts to say something about giving you free stuff its just a trap, he will proceed to assert his unexistant dominance.Is very "toxic" and can be mistaken for a fortnite player very easly.
by Mr Shroom November 21, 2021
Get the The Shadow mug.Using the dark to get through the light. Doing Prideful, ungodly, unlawful, greedy, life cheating things for your own well being.
If you’re a person that steals, do drugs, escort, lie to protect yourself from falling is a form of shadow working.
Chandler had to spend his last penny on his rent and his dog needed food along with needing new locks for his apartment. He felt unsafe and unbalanced having to beg/ask/ and wait for something to be done. He is a independent person who rather do things on his own. He flipped his mind on survival and shadow work mode and went to swindle some dog food, Bottom and Top door locks, plus more. Knowing the consequences, karma, and high cost that comes behind it…… it was all so he can survive.
Chandler had to spend his last penny on his rent and his dog needed food along with needing new locks for his apartment. He felt unsafe and unbalanced having to beg/ask/ and wait for something to be done. He is a independent person who rather do things on his own. He flipped his mind on survival and shadow work mode and went to swindle some dog food, Bottom and Top door locks, plus more. Knowing the consequences, karma, and high cost that comes behind it…… it was all so he can survive.
by Fioniox July 10, 2022
Get the Shadow Work mug.A system in any work place where promotion or transfer is prevented by Human Resources or a Manager due to the politically incorrect standing of an employee or due to other factors such as age discrimination). The one being shadow cancelled does not know this is taking place to undermine their professional career.
My boss and director recommended my for promotion, but HR vetoed it-I'm sure it is due to me being shadow cancelled so I can't advance.
by Cuivre2004 July 18, 2022
Get the shadow cancelled mug.“Damn Eugene, how has she not dumped you with that micro penis”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
“Don’t worry, she hasn’t seen it, I’m a shadow warrior”
by Veisnsnka July 26, 2022
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