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suicide dating

Getting caught up in the moment so that you have an entire relationship in the course of a week then realize that it was a giant mistake and would have rather died than waste your time like that.
C: Hey what happened between you and "That Guy"?
K: Ugh, we were totally suicide dating, I can't believe I did that!
by cate587 December 24, 2007
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suicide silence

fucking greatest band ever. sickest lyrical content and sexiest fucking band members.
by notimetobleed August 21, 2009
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accidental suicide

The act of accidentally killing oneself by a mean normally used to commit suicide.
He honestly thought the gun wasn’t loaded when he pulled the trigger. He committed accidental suicide!
by Edram July 8, 2019
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the suicide bomber

taking a shit on one's chest and wiping it up with pages of the koran
by brimon21 October 23, 2007
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Vaginal Suicide

The act of a non-virgin female purposely withdrawing from sex.
I haven't gotten laid in so long, I'm committing vaginal suicide.
by Justine H. March 15, 2009
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assisted suicide

When you have your balls played with by another person while you jack off
(her) "I dont want to have sex" (him) "Well how about a little assisted suicide?"
by Travlin September 20, 2010
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