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I need steps

Phrase: euphemism for masturbating while wearing one's FitBit to gain extra steps through cheating
Lee excused himself from the table, saying "I need steps" as he briskly walked to his bedroom.
by Head Quarters January 31, 2021
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step-up parent

A mother or father figure to a child that is not married to the childs parent.

A mother or father figure that stepped-up to the plate.
I'm here to pick up my son from the nurses office, I'm his step-up parent.
by BoxedCheri February 16, 2017
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Honorary step-dad

A biological father who does not behave in accordance with their child's ideal of what their child's real father would behave.
Dad: "Why are you calling me your honorary step-dad?"
Jimbo: "You just don't feel like a real dad to me."
by Lemon Lord November 9, 2019
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step-great-uncle

1. The brother of one's stepgrandparent.
2. The stepbrother of one's grandparent.
My step-great-uncle is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
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UT Two Step

To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.
I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.
by Kiro Osex XIII August 30, 2015
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step-first-cousin

1- Pibling's stepchild.
2- Steppibling's child.
3- Stepcousin.
My step-first-cousin is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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Step-Sister Syndrome

A girl who is very attractive but due to more attractive sister(s) or long term friends has not gotten exposed to people thinking she's hot since they all go for the sister or friend. Usually consider themselves ugly and like in Ugly Duckling Syndrome have good personalities and will date any guy because "Looks aren't important" and they have a good sense of humor.

Originates from Cinderella.
Aaron: Amy you're hot
Amy: No I'm not, my sisters are and I got the shitty genes
Aaron: Want to come over later?
Amy: Sure, your funny.
Aaron: Hurray for Step-Sister Syndrome
by Seraphim14 April 14, 2010
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