melbourne shuffle

A dance that some people started doing in melbourne when they found out that bang gang in Sydney had a dance but they stopped talking about it when they realised that it had an embarrassing name

person M: "hey did you hear that at 77 in Sydney they have this dance called the bang gang dance?"

person M2: " nah, bet its gay though"

pause

person M: " yeh"

pause

person M2: "yeah nah they're fags anyway we dance way better"

person M: "for sure like we should make up a name for that dance we do at honky tonks"

Person M2:" yeah dope what should we call it?"

person M: "dunno, we'll think of something sick"

person M2: "yeah, sydney losers"

person M: " I R win"

the melbourne shuffle was born

by porn pirate February 25, 2008

Two fist shuffle

That's when I am rubbing one out.

I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.

by Griz April 18, 2004

icky shuffle

The uncomfortable trip from one bathroom stall to another in search much-needed toilet paper.

Dude, I'm so pissed. I had to do the icky shuffle all the way back to my room, cuz the stupid housekeepers didn't restock the t.p. in the cafeteria's bathroom. Fucking nasty, bro!!

by Davey D. June 3, 2007

Nut shuffle

When a guy sways back and forth to make is nuts hit his thighs.

I was bored waiting in line so I started to "nut shuffle".

by The big floopy one October 18, 2010

Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.

He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.

by maaayn August 27, 2015

Van Halen Shuffle

Spontaneous, short, quick, movement of the feet. Occurs when you remember something, and/or want to laugh, but have to keep quite/don't want to make a sceen.

Sitting in class taking a test, your friend makes a suggestive movement which refers to an inside joke, you then release a Van Halen Shuffle.

by bananaman2468 December 15, 2010

South Philly Shuffle

The act of rolling through a never ending series of stop signs, typical of a south Philadelphia neighborhood where signs are placed every 50 to 100 feet.

I don't have time for every stop sign on Tasker, I'll just south Philly shuffle through there.

by buzz1183 June 1, 2013