Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."

Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!

by LordJenal December 17, 2023

shitty kawi rider

any mf named brendan smith riding a kawi

goddamnn brendan is a shitty kawi rider

by 925.ybf December 29, 2022

shitty mcfly

When you think you got the drip but it looks like shit

I got dressed but made myself look shitty mcfly

by Daddyuchiha420 January 2, 2023

shitty shagger

a person who fails at being a shagger aka getting laid

oi oi mate aint you a fookin shitty shagger mate, fuck off

by udz2735 November 13, 2018

Shitty ass picture

Its like a really ugly picture or bad quality

Its a shitty ass picture

by Idkmanwtfisdisss October 11, 2018

Shitty Butt

Someone that is upset or offended

Molly always gets shitty butt when people tell her she’s a hoe

by coolcatbrat October 19, 2018

Shitty Penguin

When you have to shit so bad you waddle like a penguin to keep your cheeks clenched to prevent shitting yourself

If you had some bad Taco Bell that isn't sitting right and you do everything in your power to keep from ruining your nice pair of jeans you might wanna try the Shitty Penguin to the mud shack

by ByeFelicia6969 November 2, 2018