Robert

A FECKIN FIT HUNK OF MEAT

gracey: wow Rob it's soo big

Robert: just close your eyes it will all be over soon...

by Jimmmmmmm69 October 9, 2019

Robert

A fucking dimb weeb that is bad at smash and ash a tiny pe pe that jamie doesn't like

Robert is a weeb

by Hqkwtjwfgwnjtw October 26, 2019

Robert

An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything when in reality is just a Whitney little bitch

John - Robert is so fucking annoying
Alex - yeah no shit

by Zirins December 10, 2019

Robert

He is the most gay person to exist

Dude Robert is so Gay

by Nathan-the-destroyer- of- anus December 12, 2019

Roberto-esque

A one-word description of a person who exhibits symptoms of lazyness, sloth, liberalism, or an overall entitlement attitude (i.e. one who exudes an assweasel mentality).

or

One who, by simply being alive, elicits feelings of hatred, anger, and an overall desire to give the Roberto a rapid onset of sudden death.

I thought that employee was going to be great when we hired him, now he's turned out to be a fucking Roberto-esque piece of shit.

or

I really want to rip the arm off of that Roberto-esque piece of shit and beat him to death with it.

by Society for freedom from Assbags November 10, 2008

Robert Whitacre

a sex god. not only good in bed but in all other areas of the house too.

I wish i was like "Robert Whitacre".

by Carly Hinkle January 23, 2009

Roben

A woman who will eat your soul. She loves money and power. Nothing and no one can stop her. Watch out.

Who took your soul? Oh, Roben.

by Hashkaba February 6, 2010