Redneck Apparatus

A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.

"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."

by ROMOS November 5, 2006

Redneck Tooth Swallow

When a male cock slaps a girl her tooth gets knocked down her throat. Then the male forces her to swallow his cum as she is taking the tooth down the throat.

Man: Hey bitch Ima give you the redneck tooth swallow to finish this night up.

Woman: But I dont want....

Man: shut up woman

by grizzyman07 February 18, 2009

redneck refrigerator

Using the will outside your window during the winter to keep your beer cold.

The kitchen is too far so stick your 6 pack in the redneck refrigerator.

by redneck lady February 28, 2010

redneck boob lift

Using duct tape to lift sagging boobs because you cant afford to have them surgically lifted.

Wow.. her boobs are really perky. She doesnt have money so it must be a redneck boob lift.

by evil fornication March 21, 2014

redneck biker

Some one who cleaning there bike for hours on end and takes great pride in doing so. Is not like most rednecks keeps things nice.

Better known as Johnny Ray Pantalion that's a redneck biker

by love87 June 14, 2014

Redneck Shower

Using baby wipes to wipe off one's BO and sweat, rather than taking a proper shower.

I was running late for my meeting the other morning, so to save time I grabbed the baby wipes and took a Redneck Shower before getting dressed.

by JB9903 September 9, 2016

redneck vakay

get some cruise pussy. then hit that all u can stomach buffet on the boat. smoke a stogie. sleep. dream of that sweet perfect ass of the girl you work with. wake up in a pool of cum. take a shit. make gf smell it. laugh. smile.

Man that redneck vakay really loosened me up and hit the spot.

by DirtyJman August 16, 2011