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Royal Salute

Firing your love cannon to mark her face on royal or state occasions. These events can include dressing up as royals of any century and lighting her muzzle up on stripping of titles from royals, Queen's deaths, the opening of Parliament, births of no branches baby bloodline boys, tropical women getting brought in to improve dna, visits of foreign heads of state or monthly blood, and getting front page of any gossip rag. Your good goo catapult should fire as many times as you can for 24 hours normally and fire near her Tower of London or in her royal place. The number of rounds you get through her castle walls varies according to the occasion. For example, 41 rounds can fired from all your friends when a child is born to a member of the royal family if you are one of the parents.
Just heard David Bowie and Rolling Stones singing together and feel a pulsing Royal Salute needs to be made in honor of the little island that could.
by travelinmattinok October 3, 2022
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royal sanction

by Official confirmation January 8, 2018
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Royal Fail

When Royal Mail employees are so lazy that they expect to deliver parcels late for £10+ per hour otherwise they collectively don't bother turning up to work at all creating the Royal Fail.
Joe: "Yo, Dave, did you get round to buying those creps for your missus?"

Dave: "Nah, mate. Otherwise I'd be waiting over a month for the Royal Fail to deliver them, better to go with UPS"
by uknationalist1995 October 1, 2022
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Your Royal Hineyous

How a lustful dude worshipingly addresses a lady with a cute behind.
In a memorable episode of "The Golden Girls", Uncle Angelo relates how he met his future wife (she was a waitress who looked super-lovely to him, especially her exceptionally-shapely derriere); he loved how her butt looked so much that he might well have addressed her as "Your Royal Hineyous".
by QuacksO January 12, 2020
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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages
1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!
by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019
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Palaye Royale

Some crappy and lame ass new Punk rock band that clueless disaffected Generation Z’ers seem to be obsessed with.

Their music is nothing new, and is just rehashed and unoriginal watered down Punk rock that advocates Gun control and other delusional left-wing nonsense.

The only people that listen to this band are batshit crazy Gen Z teenagrs and delusional out of touch Millenials that never grew up.

See: gay, suck, lame
“Palaye Royale sux!!”— Me
by Death Menace May 11, 2023
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The Royal Itch

A rash that is only cured by frequenting The Royal ex. The Merino Tavern owned by the Patterson family.
Holy moly bro I’ve got the Royal itch bad today.
by Confirmed ghostie November 29, 2023
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