ayn rand

Ayn Rand, a philosopher who holds that ideals can be objective, that 'rational self interest' is to never cause conflicts in interest and that all collectivism is wrong despite her advocating cooperative mutualism. Claims that Capitalism is voluntary, mutual and non-coercive and that somehow Capitalism will still be allowed to stand when government is kept to a minimum. Objectivism is an ultra-individualistic, uniform, sexist, ultra-right wing-dystopian philosophy which causes many struggles inside its members. Holds that despite being social beings, humans can achieve happiness by being purely egocentric.

Ayn Rand taught me that money is God

by lifelifelife September 30, 2007

randal

No can handle.

Usualy falls asleep or passes out first when drinking or smoking the good herb.

Dude that guy is a randal. Its so early and he passed out already.

by no can handle May 5, 2009

Randall Boggs

Matthew Zoll

Matthew is such a Randall Boggs

by matthewzoll March 14, 2019

mrs Randall

A bitch. She likes to call on students who clearly don't know the answer, and is huge on favoritism. She dressed as a snail, and likes to drag kids into her craft box and have a "tough conversation" with them. She also get a raging fire inside when kids talk about English outside of class.

wow mrs Randall gave me an f. She is such an ass

by Can't touch this124 cuz 3 suck January 4, 2018

ayn rand

Mid-20th century Pop-philosopher who first propounded objectivism in a set of rather poorly written cult novels. Her philosophy is founded on unremarkable restatements of the obvious, prizing material achievement, self-centered pride, and unfettered commerce as virtues over love, humility, generosity, and faithfulness. Followers of objectivism, called randroids, tend to be a rude, selfish, condescending bunch, intolerant of anything that does not perfectly match their ultra-naturalist, laissez-faire dogmatism.

"A=A, oh, how A=A," the randroid muttered again and again, softly, obsessively, as he cut out heart-shaped pictures of Ayn Rand from a magazine for his objectivist collage showing her to be the pinnacle of human evolution.

by benign0 May 13, 2005

Joe Randall

A Cute boy from michigan. The best boyfriend ever. any girl is lucky to have him. i heard a girl named Christine is the lucky woman in his life. Hes a sweet hearttt and is as cute as could be!

Do you got yourself a joe randall?

no...

too bad.

by blazinn hott October 27, 2008

Ayn Rand

1. a anti-communist.
2. an extreme individualist.
3. a follower of objectivism.

Maritza: "You voted for Kerry? I can't be friends with a communist."

Joe: God, you don't have to get all "Ayn Rand" on me, I'm a democrat, not a Marxist.

by Steven Hoffmann February 28, 2005