crooky puss

when a woman has a baby or a lot of sex, causing her to have a crooked vagina.

Yeah, my wife had to get her vag sewn back up and now she has a crooky puss

by wookfairy September 14, 2021

Puss-Pop

Genre of pop music that gives the listener pleasure in the same way that popping a zit would. Somewhere between an unhealthy obsession and unparalleled decadence.

Sean: Hey, what’re you listening to?
Sam: ‘Good Girls Go Bad’ by Cobra Starship and Leighton Meester
Sean: Nice! That’s classic Puss-Pop. Cue up some 3OH!3 next.

by Scottie Rain January 19, 2023

puss-lack

The natural state of vaginal equilibrium is ravagly to-up, unclean, uncared for, to the point of it not actually resembling a piece of trim, but more like the corner of a pit bulls mouth with associated dirt, debre, and whatnot.

Yo, slim-e skip Jr got hood skeezed at the movie theater when he fount out his shorty came up puss-lack.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

Puss

Any person that goes by "Branson" fits under the puss category

"That nigga Branson is the biggest puss"

by Bransonsapuss October 3, 2022

Leather puss

when you use your vagina to much and it starts to feel like leather

Damn she's fucked so many guys she's gotta have a leather puss

by What a cunt August 20, 2017

Peppermint puss

A frosty bitch, a bitter woman who is either too ugly, mean, fat, stupid, etc to get laid.

A woman who is treating others badly.

Don't talk to Wendy she is being a real peppermint puss today.

by McBiff December 23, 2016

Puss

positive complement to give someone; cool, wonderful, amazing, beautiful etc.

“Wow you’re looking so puss today!”
“Your nails are puss.”

by notrllyjay March 11, 2024