dingleberry puller whore

Is a nasty bitch that likes to invite men and women to take a dump at her house, she intentionally provides you with low quality toilet paper and has a sign that says "please wet the paper before whipping", to make sure the victim builds enough and proper dingle berries, as the victim leaves the toilet she is waiting outside with her sharp nails usually with shiny red polish ready to turn you around pull your underwear down and give you the most painful pull you ever experienced, with her teeth clenched and her eyes maniacally fixed on your crack, she rapidly inserts her open hand on your ass grabs as a many dingle berries as she can and finally proceeds to pull very hard. She draws pleasure of feeling the hairs breaking out of your crack and the sensation of having a handful of dingleberries, she can hardly make a fist. If the dingleberry puller whore is in extreme rage she indulges in stuffing the mouth of her victim with the extracted berries and to kick the victims crack with her also shiny red hills.

Seth: Jack you remember Susan from Marketing?

Jack: the one with the shiny red nails and hills right?

Seth:she is a dingleberry puller whore, my advice, never take a dump at her's.

by kunawaro December 8, 2010

*clutches purse*

this now overused joke/phrase is shown when someone thinks you or someone else is being a fucking weirdo, but the places that you would see this the most is under the comments of a white person wearing box braids on tiktok.

person one: *says/does something weird on a video*
person two: “*clutches purse* it’s not safe here honey 👩 👧“

by chuusouljaontt June 2, 2021

Pulled a Pee-Wee Herman

The act of masturbating in the theatre whether it be a pornographic film or just a movie with actors.

"That movie was so hot that I just about pulled a pee-wee herman!

by Cute little Georgie May 8, 2006

sequined purse

A bag that is carried on the shoulder most commonly by girls from age 13-22 and sometimes by older women trying to still look young and hip. This bag is most recognizable by the reflectant sequins that will blind you if you look straight at it. Most popular colors of this bag inlude, white, gold, pink, silver and multi-sequined. One can find this type of bag at any purse stand in the middle of the mall with the girl sitting in the chair looking extremely bored. Style accompanied with this bag may include:
-blonde highlights
-tight AE jeans
-Clark's Wallabees
-fake tan
-too dark make up
-tight shirt from Body Shop
-too tight belt

I am from the south and this may just be a southern thing, but I'm pretty sure it is not.

Sequined purses are such a fad.

by heino March 26, 2006

Pullen

Drinking hard alcohol straight from the handle, just like a Pull. Created in Manhattan Kansas referring to Jacob Pullen (K-State guard).

K-State is going to the Elite Eight, let's take some Pullens!

by IHNTAP March 26, 2010

tuna purse

a woman's vagina that smells like tuna i guess.

whoa your tuna purse is sagging

by Blud September 18, 2008

Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009