Pesselbate

The act of attending church and having to relieve ones self whilst there.

"Man, at church, i pesselbated 8 times."

"While I was at the youth meeting, I pesselbated and drew mud in my undies."

by Jim Dole November 29, 2004

Passed a fluff

the feminine way to say that you've passed gas otherwise known as a FART.

Tina--"O to the M to the G!!!! Becky must have passed a fluff!"

Barbie--"Like, yeah!! Smells so bad, I'm wondering if she shit in her pants?!"

by MandyGB August 6, 2009

Pissed Revenge

when you get a tingly feeling of anger inside you that takes you over after someone does something bad to you, can range from telling to a full blow single-punch knockout

Dan: Dude, Jesse spat on me the other day so i knocked him out to teach him not to mess with a pissed man
Jake: Wow, how long was he out for?
Dan: 'bout 8 hours
Jake: Pissed Revenge if you ask me
Dan: now Jesse is afraid of me

by your best idiot April 17, 2010

Pissed Timmy

When a individual consumes an amount of alcohol to the point when they act like a total fool.

Ben: "Wow, did you see Blake last night?"

Jake: "Yeah he was Pissed Timmy that's for sure!"

by Simmo5255 November 28, 2013

pissed idiot

Someone who can't handle their booze and carries on like a complete bellend.

Everytime he drinks, Nick turns into nothing but a pissed idiot.

by Stormingnorming January 30, 2016

Pisser Washer

The act of using your pee stream to remove stains from within the toilet or urinal.

"Evan could stare at the poo stain in the toilet no more. He decided to brace himself and crack out the Pisser Washer"

by Bad News Bond August 2, 2016

passenger onboard

A turd in the waiting room

I've got a passenger onboard who needs to leave, i.e. there's a Mersey trout in the departure lounge.

by Duneboy April 16, 2017