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porn exhaustion

Extreme weakness or fatigue because of the habit, or addiction to porn.
I was suppose to meet Trina for drinks. Instead, I masturbated, went to sleep, and completely missed the date. I fell victim to; porn exhaustion.
by Reducto February 23, 2009
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Scat Porn

Dude, scat porn is amazing
Yesterday Zach got caught watching scat porn!
by pchambers December 10, 2017
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Time Porn

N.Sitcoms with characters with great apartments and fabulous wardrobes but enjoying obscene amounts of free time.
See also 'Seinfeld'
by Noel S. December 4, 2003
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Porn Funk

The type of groovy music found on porn soundtracks.
I got a boner as soon as the porn funk started playing with those hot chicks in the video.
by Juan February 17, 2005
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mormon porn

The "happily-ever-after" wedding scenes in Disney movies.
My kid wanted me to go back and play the mormon porn in Beauty and the beast for the 57th time
by easterbunnykiller April 24, 2009
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German Porn

A game of sexual noises akin to a retro German porn moovie (jaa).
To pass the orgasm round players accompany an "oooooh" with a horizontal fist motion in the direction of passing. To change direction a "jaaa" accompanied by a triumphant vertical fist movement downwards. To skip a player you say "Das ist gut". "Up die pooper" is used whilst pointing to nominate a random player in the circle.This can be used 3 times. Nominated players can either take it and continue with "ooooh" or they can refuse with a "nein!" and a wag of the finger. If refused 3 times the original player must continue with a different action. Finally, if a player shouts "Sheisse in mein Mund!" the adjacent players must shout "Wunderbar!" and triumphanty throw their hands in the air. If a player at any point gets the action/ sound wrong or is too slow, they must consume.
Player 1: Ooooh (<----)
Player 2: Oooooh (<-----)
Player 3: Ooooh (<-----)
Player 4: Jaaaa! (---->)
Player 3: Das ist gut! (-- ->)

Player 1: Oooh! (----->)
Player 4: Up die pooper (to player 2)
Player 2: Nein...
Player 4: Sheisse in mein Mund!
Players 1 & 3: Wunderbar!!
That's german porn!
by Kernal667 January 2, 2012
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mecha porn

Primarily, Japanese anime that relys heavily on showcasing mecha: robots/spaceship/fighterplanes/war machinery-heavy action. Particularly when they are engaged in violent combat and especially if the mecha are transformable.

There is no sexuality or actual 'p0rn' as the focusunless it is a doujinshi or hentai fan svc. storyline. The visually riveting & gratuitous element is the visceral & bloody nature of such combat and the war-romance of glamorized, high tech machines destroying each other; as visually addictive to tech-nerds as actual sexual content eg:

Massive exchanges of ordnance and stunning dogfight/combat maneuvers against cityscapes, alien environments or amidst massed fleets of capital ships and blossoming,null-'G'explosions; detailed, 'motion-physics' accurate and almost photo-realistic depictions of soldiers/pilots decompressing in hard vacuum, being eviscerated or burned alive; depictions of ordnance impacts and nuclear explosions, incl. progressive flash/blast/heat, that have otherwise only been captured with motion picture cameras using strobes, frame progression and other photography tricks.

Can apply to non-Japanese, SF motion pictures replete w/the aforementioned.
Did you watch the 3rd episode of Gundam:Unicorn?-Total mecha porn!!!
by Drainfly-IV-Alpha March 12, 2011
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