wet police

Hispanic mom explaining a lifeguard

H.M: Do you know the wet police

Y/n: you mean lifeguard

by &-6.0} September 8, 2023

I'm calling the police

A term used when someone does something extremely bad, weird, fucked up, degenerative, sexual, horny, frowned upon, or just something that makes your stomach feel like shit, or makes your heart actually fucking stop for a second because you need to catch a breath after seeing what bullshit someone posts or say. This term can also be used on sexual messages, if someone is being weird, people typically reply with "I'm calling the police" "What the fuck", and "FBI OPEN UP!". The phrase / slang "I'm calling the police" is an effective way to tell someone to shut the fuck up, and for them to reconsider their life before saying something again or to tell someone your really fucked up and need psychotic help now. The term is similar to replying the suicide hotline number "1-800-273-TALK (8255)" , to tell someone to call it, and seek mental help (since they probably do tbh).

Guy 1: What were you doing? It's been like 6 hours!.

Guy 2: Jacking off to changed rule 34.

Guy 1: I'm calling the police and the fucking FBI to throw yo horny ass in the slammer.
Guy 1: Bouta fuckin teach this degenerate nigga ass mothafucka some goddamn justice.

by Adolf Hitler and Joseph Stalin September 20, 2023

League Police

When a police agent confronts a man chasing girls in public because he is way out of their league.

- Man I found a couple of cute girls walking in the street the other day so I followed them and just when I was about to ask for their numbers a league policeman busted me!
- Sucks bro, maybe next time try to hit on girls in your league, the police will leave you alone!

by BeepBop472842 September 21, 2023

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Andy saw police

by Bighairyballs December 4, 2021

Feel police

In music the feel police are people who make negative criticisms of guitar players who play extremely fast and sporraticly instead of slow and with "feeling"

He is playing guitar so fast the feel police will surely give him trouble for it.

by Kurotodansei April 27, 2022

Police informant dog

Usually a fat "overly obese" cunt that like to this he is the real deal gangster but in fact is a snitch and will sell anyone out to get ahead or out of trouble

Commonly associated with meth addiction also

That police informant dog ratted me again the snitch dog

by 1800truthteller May 2, 2022

Transition Police

'Transition police' is used to describe people who gate-keep other people's transitions from one sexual orientation to another. The LGBT community favors access, and inclusion, and is not a restrictive community. It supports liberation. Transition police often try to restrict and decide for another person, whether they can belong to the sexual identity that the person has chosen for themselves.

Andrew: How was last night?

Megan: I thought I was lesbian, but now, I think I might be Bi.

Andrew: Well, you can't just say that because you had a great time Provo-Soaking with Ozi...

Megan: Quit being transition police!

Andrew: Oops! My bad.

by Sixti060 November 24, 2022