football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Drop the kids off at the pool

Ejaculating semen (kids) into a toilet or the drain of your shower.

What are you going to do now?

I'm going to go drop the kids off at the pool.

by BloodBaath November 29, 2021

Community pool

A community pool is a place where it is public to the whole town and you can pay a yearly membership to go.

We are going to the community pool for the Fourth of July

by That0neWeirdKid August 17, 2019

Chase Poole

Jordan Poole lover but no one likes jordan Poole because he's trash

Hi I am a chase Poole.

by hello28282 November 25, 2025

slammin' pool

Having someone on all fours on a pool table while someone else is using the pool stick to hit the cue so it knocks one of the balls into someone's asshole.

Oh man I was slammin' pool with my homies last night at my parents house, since they are out of town.

by Beyes November 18, 2021

Pool piggyback

Anal sex in a pool while swimming with a team . The sport of Kings

“Left pool piggybacked Right for 1.02 miles before everyone had to get out of the pool because the lifeguard spotted pieces of brown shit floating next to them”

by King baby March 11, 2022

8 Ball Pool

a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out

Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"

by asdfghjklololololol.ololp September 30, 2023