Photoshopping

The act of taking a photo of someone, editing it humerously without the person knowing and distributing to friends via myspace or other such websites.

"you got totally photshopped!"

"I'm photoshopping Carl's face onto a fat naked man, lolz!"

by King-Pie October 28, 2007

Phobosexual

One who is Bisexual, but Straight at heart.

<LatentHomosexuality> ur gay@!!!!111 WTF OMG
<Xeneth> Only 46%, I'm a Phobosexual.

by Xeneth September 16, 2005

photoshop

What most of the porn at Newgrounds is made with

Most of the dressup games there are made with Photoshop

by Assholes Inc. September 5, 2003

Family look best in photographs

An ancient Greek proverb noting the momentary lapse between discomfort and comedy, between estranged family members when a camera lens watches over them like the legacy they yearn to create for themselves.

Photographer: 'Say: Family look best in photographs'
Family: '? 0........1........2'
Photographer: (pauses until the family realise no ancient Greek proverb could involve a camera)........CLICK
Family: '........4........5........applause :)'

by little-miss can't do wrong September 10, 2011

photoshop

A thing for little emos to draw on there selfs with and make there photos look as spacked up as possible

jason rocks girls socksx says: wow hot pic man
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix it says: yer but it could look soooo much better
jason rocks girls socksx says: how?
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix it says: photoshop duhh!
jason rocks girls socksx says:omfg yeahhh
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: Im gonna draw a broken heart on my cheek
jason rocks girls socksx says: omg thats sad =( but real cute and hot
jason rocks girls socksx says:lets make out
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: but your a guy
jason rocks girls socksx says:yea gays so turn girls on
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays:
oh alright
dan the dudeyou broke my heart no try and fix itsays: after ive photoshoped this pic

by rosesaysyourgay August 9, 2006

Photocopier

Illusion: Photocopiers are merely man-made electrostatic machines which duplicate sheets of text and images with at the press of a button.

Reality: A live photocopier is the single most dangerous thing unknown to man. The machines used by humans are simply husks of once-living photocopiers. A live photocopier is invisible to the human eye, and each one wears a dead skin mask of a previous human victim, which they flash briefly at passers-by to make them decorate their pants. They are also equiped with double ink-jet blasters, as well as a large red button which, when pressed by a human lucky (or foolish) enough to survive for so long in the presence of a living photocopier, will immediately pulverise half of the planet. However, if all the photocopiers' buttons were pressed at the same time, the entire universe as we know it would be smushed into oblivion.

Asante: Holy fuck! Did you see that shit?
Cleopatra: Oh God, it's a fucking photocopier! Run, run, run, run, run, run, run (ink spurting), aaaaaaaargh fuckcunt!!!!

by Tigerchild January 19, 2009

Photoallergenic

A strong distaste of being photographed, often so strong that an Epipen or a trip to the hospital will often be required. Those who are photoallergenic often begin to develop rashes or hives, or their faces and throats begin to swell at the mere sight of a camera. It can be deadly if the delete button is not properly applied.

Person A: "Okay, everyone pose for a picture!"
Sally: "Come on Fred, It's just a picture."
Fred: "I don't feel so good..."
Sally: "Fred! Are you alright, you're face is swelling up."
Person B: "He's okay Sally, he's just photoallergenic."

by LLJU July 23, 2011