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Onside Kick

This is a sex in football terms phrase for "Asking out a slut"
"Hey man, so last night I did an Onside Kick with Denise...and dude you were right, we hooked up that same night"
by Mr. TSU December 18, 2007
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spartan kick

When having sex poolside. The man ejaculates on the womans face after which he stand and delivers a hellacious one footed kick to the woman chest sending her flying into the pool. While screaming "This is SPARTA!".
Me and the old lady were banging out by the pool after I blew in her hair I spartan kicked her into the water to rinse off.
by this_guy703 September 26, 2010
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Scoring Kick

A soccer player's kicking ability for when they find themselves near or in the goalie box has the best chance of making sure the ball finds its way into the net.
1.Once he makes his way into the box, he's got the best scoring kick in the league.

2. Who has the best scoring kick on the team?
by formersoccerplayer September 5, 2009
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practicing kicking

Used in a pool.

When swimming and trying to splash someone, bringing your legs to the surface of the water and splashing, thereby giving the other person a very hydrating time in the pool.
"I think I'll practice my kicking right here."
"This is a nice place to practice my kicking."
"I believe I need to practice my kicking."

"You know, I think that a good strategy in Pool Tag is to practicing kicking when you are about to get caught."
by Linn Ultimatihah September 13, 2009
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Hippie Kick

When you hit a bowl of weed and you know it is keyed.
"Don't put that bowl down, let me hippie kick that shit"
by bmoreg May 30, 2009
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Kick-Fight

When two mates/pals join hands left to left right to right to show respect. They then proceed to kick or knee each others legs until one asks to stop or a bone is broken.

Sometimes done to resolve an argument but usually done for the crack.
Greg: Yo pal - you up for a kick-fight?
Cal: Yeah why not mate

During kick fight:

Greg: Ah stop I think you just broke my shin!!!
Cal: Haha you'll never mess with me again will you
by CalciumKid May 11, 2009
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mole kick

A guy at Suede in Tulsa told Julia she looked like his mom from behind, so she mole kicked him.
by Pcarney September 4, 2007
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