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Piss Tube

In Vietnam, there were two separate places to do bathroom chores. For a dump, there were shitters, most with multiple holes with 50 gallon drums underneath. The designated "shit-burner" would pull the drums out, add diesel oil and set on fire. If you just needed to pee, there were piss tubes around the area. Many were made by pounding old rocket tubes into the ground at an angle, and adding a piece of screen on the top end. In some of the more refined camps, a semicircle of tin would provide a bit of privacy. In my unit, the largest shitter (a 6-holer) was generally overfilled after dark for troops having extended "smoke breaks"
Hey new-boot, if you need to crap, the shitter is over there, if you just have to pee, you'll find several piss tubes throughout the area.
by ThorMonster September 2, 2018
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Phucket Piss

The act of pissing into a mop bucket, when you're too tired, hooked to the PC, or ill to piss in the toilet, and may also contain sick.
1. I wouldn't go in there, Johnny's ill he's taking a phucket piss.
by Elkapan February 11, 2010
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Piss Listening

When a person/homo listens to another person take a piss.
Jon: I heard Dale piss weird.
Some douche kid: You homo, you were piss listening?
by Brown Bic Ass Lighter. May 2, 2010
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Piss point

The definitive point in ones journey home from a regular night out where it has become tradition to evacuate ones bladder. Locations range from secluded trees to traffic lights
"Hold up lads, piss point"
"Fuck me I don't think I can't make it to piss point"
by Wyrmwood May 24, 2015
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Mexican piss

The act of taking a piss in public. Where bathrooms are not available.
Jamal "I'll be right back bro"
Challa "we're u going dude"
Jamal "I got to go take a mexican piss"
by Mydickis9inch February 21, 2014
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Piss Paws

When your cat or dog steps in his urine, then tracks it all over.
Flluffy has "Piss Paws" and she jumped on my lap. Gross!!
by cheesepleese January 2, 2012
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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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