A war on two fronts

When you are taking a piss and need to shit

Jim: what's up with the door slamming in the bathroom
George: I had a war on two fronts

by raygun20 July 12, 2021

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front-stoppie

A stunt, performed by applying the front brake of a bicycle (or motorbike) causing the bike to tip forwards onto it's front wheel, whilst maintaining balance and control.

Sometimes referred to as simply a stoppie
The opposite of a wheelie, where the back wheel only remains on the ground.

when you do a front-stoppie, be careful you don't go over the handlebars

by dex333 June 22, 2012

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Front Meat

n. The curves of a womens front side and legs. A women who appears thicker from the front, or a women with large breasts and a small ass.

She doesn't have much of an ass but she had plenty of front meat to go around!

by Evantecero September 3, 2013

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Beach Front

Another word used to descibe the weakest of the weak of marijuana you will ever smoke ! Founded in California, commonly used in Atwater Village ! Dont ever ever ever buy this typa bud, you will regret it !

I aint smoking no Beach Front ! tf are you thinking?

by 666OGKUSHMASTERBUBBA666 July 16, 2011

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front bottom cream

A thick cream used to lubricate the penis during masturbation.

Person 1: "Babes wank me off. It's my favourite thing"
Person 2: "hang on a second, I'll just get the front bottom cream!"

by harry crisp July 1, 2011

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jim front snuggle

A jim front snuggle is the worst type of snuggle. Generally speaking, a jim seeking comfort will ambush its prey before nestling in on top of it. In order for a jim front snuggle to be entirely ‘Jim front’, the jim must always be the one on top with his head on the chest of its victim.

Oh gawd I sure do hate Jim front snuggles!

by Ihatejimfrontsnuggles November 23, 2021

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