ol' factory canal

A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.

Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!

by QuacksO April 15, 2019

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Ole Jan

The most sexy, strong, beautiful and courageous person in the whole fucking world. Ole Jan is known for slaying them bitches left and right and in a bad day he gets around 15. Ole Jan is known for being brutally honest yet fair with his pals.

Holy shit I feel like I got Ole Jan powers today

You are like Ole Jan to me

by hiuuyvrtxtfgvhbjkjhgfxdfcgvhbj April 24, 2019

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Slap ol’ Bozo Around

To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,

You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?

Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.

by Fuck’nClownShoes July 4, 2021

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Ol Nate Sherrod

A slick mofo who likes to smile at girls and make them yearn for him. Specifically red head art majors. Enjoys tea and bacon burgers. Body count is in the hundreds, but tells people he’s a virgin so he can keep it climbing.

Girl 1: Yo is that virgin over there giving me eyes?
Girl 2: Nah he’s just giving you that “Ol Nate Sherrod” work

by youngman39 November 2, 2021

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