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Nose guard

The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.
Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!
by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015
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Poopy nose

A poopy nose is a simple prank that can be carried out on young siblings, intoxicated friends, or significant others. To give someone a poopy nose, one must first begin by clamping a misled or unconscious persons nose between the first knuckles/joints of the pointer and middle finger. Immense pressure must then be applied to the nose while executing a pulling motion. Attempt to pull the nose off, more or less. This, if done properly, while cause an enormous scab to form on nose of the person receiving the poopy over the next 24 hours. Repeating the act will increase effectiveness
Max is passed out drunk on the couch. Let's give him a poopy nose so we can all make fun of his scab for the next week or two.
by rooolf December 19, 2011
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Nose hug

The act of pinching one's nose at the first scent of flatulence to prevent further infiltration.
They're serving cabbage and broccoli with dinner tonight. You know what that means... nose hugs for everyone!
by grapefruit lovah December 10, 2010
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choc-nose

To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so
1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee

2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee
by POPEYE August 12, 2003
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tap nose

after enough time has passed you forget about the rush of water that streams out of your nasal passage as a result of an epic surf session, and falls onto anything in front of you.
was just texting my mates about the pumping surf and just tap nosed my phone.
by fijiniji October 23, 2013
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Nose In Code

Nose In Code - While developing software, the mode one gets into when focusing exclusively on writing/editing code.
"I haven't had a chance to speak with the PM yet, I have been Nose In Code all morning"
by smartasskicker September 9, 2009
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