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Neil Clemow

Neil is a famous actor from a little town in Camborne people normally confuse him for ‘Phil pot’
Oh he looks pretty rich must be a Neil clemow
by Owen Webber March 14, 2022
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Nailsea

A shithole village in south west England that shares the Bristol postcode but is a cesspool for people who should have died 3 decades ago, and a new generation of inbred universal credit scroungers who think they're posh having coming from an affluent family, but in reality are dumb as shit and will never make above minimum wage.

The shithole village has one Greggs, one wetherspoons and a charity shop for every resident. Everyone is full of themselves and thinks the world revolves around them and their dead unwitty banter.
Friend A: Hey how come you always come to us for nights out, don't you live in Bristol?

Friend B: I live in Nailsea that pretends it's Bristol. The only exciting thing to do here is puncture old people's mobility scooters and watch them skid away.
by FreddyJ127 March 21, 2022
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Neiled

"Neiled" is slang for being scammed. It refers to an online record vendor that tricks customers into paying for out-of-stock merch and then never issues a refund.
"You get that new record you ordered from horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Nah, mate, I got neiled. Asked for a refund and then they ghosted me. Now I'm out 140 bucks."

"Harry! How are you? Did you ever get a refund for that order you cancelled on horizonsmusic.co.uk?"
"Hell no, bruv. Bastards neiled me."
by VicGot March 22, 2022
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Neil

the most chaotic man ever but even so i absolutely love him and he deserves everything. Gentle, sweet, attractive, funny, crazy but in a good way. If you know a neil he most likely has a disorder that effects his mental health and makes him occupy himself from bad occurances. If you know a neil please get used to him even if he might annoy you, you'll regret it if you don't.
Random person: ew imagine dating neil-

You: i love him so much.
by Bsiiamn March 29, 2022
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Neil

Neil is a very smart caring boy, he always excels in what ever he tries at, he always looks out for others to and if Neil has the last name of mazumder he is legit the most perfect human on the planet
When I first met Neil all i could think about is his perfect hair.
by Pahm.Rota April 2, 2022
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Neil

Intense, curved spine sex offender. Prolific around vulnerable women and children. Loves the phys.
How gay is Neil!!
by Neil’sgreypubes February 10, 2022
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neildaepicpro

neildaepicpro is a:
hi i am neildaepicpro call me neil and i love roblox
by posionivyfan1234 February 14, 2022
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