Moteuczoman Napalm

(A.K.A Montezuman Napalm) The slightly viscous, highly flamable substance shot from an Aztec Flamethrower

Did you see how many extra spicy bean burritos they polished off, I think they might be making some Moteuczoman Napalm?

by Moteuczoma January 19, 2011

droppin napalm

a crap that burns or stings and sticks to everything

Guy 1: Lets go get some Taco Bell!
Guy2:Dude if I eat that ill be droppin napalm in no time!

by rdawg750 July 29, 2011

Scarlet Napper

n. name applied to the outrageously sunburned pate of a Northern Irishman vacationing in Florida caused by a liberal use of Bud Lite and “male” moisturizers.

Roy put your Rangers cap back on. NASA called, your scarlet napper is blinding the astronauts on the International Space Station again.

by Annieger September 19, 2012

Desktop Nappin

resting your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

Desktop Nappin is when your so tired that you rest your head anywhere through out the day, but only when you got a lot on your menu, it's like when you rested your head on the desk in the classroom from back in the day.

by Jack Atallah February 15, 2013

thrill napped

When you're on a trip to a roller coaster park and you wake up in the middle of the night thinking you're friend is in the room with you saying everyone has been kidnapped.

Talking to someone you think is there when you wake up in the middle of the night saying people you were with have vanished.

Verb: The act of napping when on a coaster.

"DID Y'ALL GET THRILL NAPPED?"

by GG6 June 25, 2014

Booty Napper

One who steals another's sexual partner.

Damn that Chris guy is such a booty napper, he swept Tiffany from right under my nose.

by Analrapist69 November 6, 2014

Norwegian Napalm

After eating a delicious but spicy Norwegian dish the man or woman, during sex, will excrete their steamy, sulfuric-like, liquidized fecal matter inside their partner's genitals causing a burning sensation for that person.

In order to impress his girlfriend Emily, Tom ate an entire bowl of seafood bisque before sex. Once Tom released his Norwegian Napalm in her vaginal crevice, Emily couldn't sit right for days.

by MrKumquats June 19, 2016