Muffin Butt

A girl wearing tight jeans that causes said girl's lower back fat/love handles to look as if it were a muffin top making her actual butt the base of the muffin.

Hot damn! Look at that muffin butt!

by passima December 30, 2008

fuck muffin

YOUR FUCKING BITCH!

"Yo fuck muffin! Suck my dick!"

by THE WHACKER!! May 1, 2009

jizz muffin

covering a muffin-preferably blueberry, with creamy jizz as a substitute for butter

by jason da shiz k-man June 24, 2003

stud muffin

the pinnacle of manliness; often referred to as a sex object

Yo, check out that guy benching 400 lbs. What a stud muffin!

by FILONINATOR February 2, 2009

Fuck Muffin

A person who is a stupid idiot but is hot like hell. Would make a good fucking partner, anywhere,anytime.

That blonde is a Fuck Muffin.

by Krystian Kulesza October 15, 2003

soggy muffin

Noun: a game in which 3 or more juvenile men surround a single muffin and excrete their sex juices upon it. The last to do so tastes the so called, "Soggy Muffin"

Yo Nick, wanna play some soggy muffin with that dude in the corner, me, time and john?

by arvinUOPdent April 19, 2007

Crotch Muffin

When sitting down in a bent position ,
the pants may alter themselves and crinkle to the shape that is the impression of a penis. This impression of the penis is defined as "Crotch Muffin" Crotch Muffin maybe be small or depending on the make of pants they could be quite a substantial size.

" Hahahah , Brendan has a Crotch Muffin"
" My pants are all criinkly and I have Crotch Muffin"
" That kid has Crotch Muffin"

by Bradley James Wilson December 16, 2008