A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristianmartin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.