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demerti martin 

A stand-up comedian that makes occasional appearances on The Daily Show. He has his own segement called Trendspotting.
Demerti Martin is the voice of the teens

Roland Martin

Fat, Dirty, Communist, Socialist Scumbag. He works for CNN (Communist News Network)

He has Barack Obama's nutsack in his mouth.
Communist Roll Call:

Jessuh Jackson...here

Al Greaseball Pimp Jackson...here

Barry Hussein Soetoro-Obummer...here

Acorn...here

SEIU...here

95% of Black Sheep...here

Roland Martin...I'mma here Massa!!!
Roland Martin by PhukYu October 25, 2010

TJ Martin 

aka- M-Dog
Defines someone who is abnormally huge and could beat your ass
That dude beat my ass, he is a TJ Martin
TJ Martin by THErealDEAL June 1, 2010

Kristian martin 

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin
Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock
Kristian martin by Navygirl October 18, 2012

Angry Martin 

When an east texas cowboy goes to Brazil and fucks shit up. Legend has it that the original Angry Martin was done in such a way that brought wealth and fortune to those who follow in his footsteps. Similar to the Angry Green Team, but done in Latin America.
I got a chance to go to Brazil and pull an Angry Martin
Angry Martin by Green Team Three December 5, 2012