mariah martian

A bitch who cant pull up her stanky ass fish smelling long ass ass crack pants.

Yesterday in Hillards class mariah martians ass crack was hanging iut bruh. I smelt that shit from my seat.

by small head June 26, 2020

Mariah

I call her Riah , but Mariah is the one friend everybody needs. She gives good advice, she keeps it💯.

she’s always real, she is hilarious 🤣 like one of the funniest people I know🤣, She don’t take no stuff🗣, She can be sweet but if you get on her bad side there’s no turning back ✌🏾🥶, Mariah is my ride or die because if I ever wanted to rob a bank she’s the first person I would call📌. She’s such a fun person to be around 😂🤪. I trust her w/ my life.💯

I love this girl so much 💗. Get you a Mariah in your life trust me you won’t regret it .✨

Oh who’s the new girl ?
That’s Mariah she’s the best.

by CupcakeLover21✨❤️🧁 October 5, 2020

Marian Look

When a woman has a plump rounded midriff that's adorably spherical in shape and the rest of her body is average in appearance. Not necessarily pregnant, but also not necessarily not pregnant. Derived from the Virgin Mary during and after her pregnancy with baby Jesus/Yeshu.

Damn! That chick has that Marian Look to her! The way her white clothes accentuate her belly, buttocks, thighs and boobs, not to mention it barely covers the lower half of her stomach and how she always seems to have one hand on her belly and the other on her hip.

by jlloyddaman October 17, 2020

Maria Derbduntlis

Maria is a fun, loving girl. She is a joy to be around and always comes with a smile.
She loves her pupper more than she loves pie. Maria is a friend to nature, as she stays inside, never laying a finger of the on the outside world. Such a peaceful soul, indeed. Maria is a one of a kind person who you will always remember.
Shit taste and luck with boys tho, god damn. They are yet to grow up and see her wonderfullnessly. Long live Dr. Mike!

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: Why, That's fuckin' Maria Derbduntlis wtf is she doing outside?
Maria Derbduntlis: *hisses*

by Sassschaaa October 30, 2020

Mariah my mom

mariah is such a beautiful woman she is a one of a kind and no and i mean NO man deserves her. She is the best mother in the whole wide world and youll be lucky to have her in your life i am. i love you with all my heat mom always n forever. 💙💙

always and forever mom. ( Mariah my mom )

by alinayrfirstborn:) January 7, 2021

Mariah Jones

Very Very PERFECT!!!!

some dude: yeet. wheres Mariah Jones
another dude: perfection

by spicybum February 4, 2021

Mariah

Mariah.. where do I begin, she is the sweetest ball of energy you will ever meet. Every guy needs a Mariah in her life, not only will she bring you joy and happiness but she will make you laugh anywhere and at anytime. I suggest that everyone gets a Mariah in their life, the dump-truck is ridiculous. Besides all else, Mariah will always be there for you, no matter what happens in life she will always be someone you remember and will be etched in your mind forever... Mariah cares for you and not to mention how beautiful they are. So.. get yourself a Mariah.

Person 1: Hey, she's cool

Person 2: Yeah, that's a Mariah

by MonkeyMayhem April 13, 2021