The name ‘Maria’ is the most common name for cougars and older women who date young men. Their curly hair and bubbly personality make them perfectly equip to snatch up young, mostly ginger, short men.
by Anonymoossse November 22, 2021

Legend of coa but actually secretly plays for tempo and due to her surname she can be mistaken for Maria boot
by Maria Trainor May 16, 2019

A stupid ass furry who is overly obsessed with using sparta remixes as animation memes and is overly obsessed with drawing furries and stickmen and makes extremely cringe ass videos.
person 1: do u know maria bria?
person 2: you mean that furfag who is addicted to sparta remixes?
person: no I meant the old French singer?
person 2: you mean that furfag who is addicted to sparta remixes?
person: no I meant the old French singer?
by niggaminajlover June 2, 2022

by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020

Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
Maria is a crazy short angry person but she's cute and she will always make you smile even if u don't want
by Zeestikooksiunnn April 4, 2024

Tanja Maria is A very very sporty person. Modtog good in water. She's caring and wants to set other people than her self first.
by Mary143 December 27, 2017

Maria is an intense bitch, she's bigfoot and a lesbian. She's funny and kind when she wants to be, but she's also nasty. She loves tangerines and wearing grandpa's shirt and hats in winter.
That girl looks like Maria (intense lesbian).
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
She looks like Maria (girl with a face like she's going to fuck up your life)
by brocoli66 November 22, 2021
