fugle-monster

a person who is so ugly that they're bordering on non-human.

dude, have you seen that guy's new girlfriend?

yeah man, what a fugle-monster!

by junkboy45 December 27, 2010

slug monster

a girl that's different looking

Person 1: is she hot?
Person 2: well... she's unique looking...
Person 1: so... she's a slug monster?

by Crispy Coco April 8, 2008

kush monster

When you like get high

I might invite Lauren around for a kush monster later

by BanterSlut June 7, 2016

Monster Calves

Huge ass basketball calves the size of a watermelon.

" Caden has monster calves. They're the size of my face!!"

by eeeeaaaaoooooooonumnumnum October 12, 2021

Lean monster

The elixir golem from clash royale who often goes to CVS to pick up lean ingredients.

Lean monster " I LOVE LEAN"

by Big sussy black guy April 4, 2022

Munch Monster

When you're smoked out and are visited by this being that forces you to eat, or have the munchies , to satisfy it.

Clark: Aye you ready to go to bed after smoking?
Ford: No I think the munch monster is here for me.

Clark: You're eating again?
Ford: He demands it.

by Cdogbox July 30, 2018

semen monster

9 months after getting pregnant the screaming crying results

We went to the store and this semen monster was going crazy in the toy aisle

by Montelarlo March 28, 2017