June 10th is national masturbation day, it’s time to beat your dick until it hurts and also time to finger your clit until you squirt. Go fuck yourselves
by Pornhubba June 10, 2019
When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.
When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.
by goldman or bust May 08, 2010
Friend: So how far did u get last night?
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.
That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
You: I totally got co-consensual masturbation.
That dude and his girlfriend were just co-consensually masturbating in his blue '88 Volvo.
by Biz^2 December 20, 2007
I'm using the men type))
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Who you are in the pool horny and you go to the pool jet and get blown by it
I do it all the time :)
Chad:dude Emily is so hot I'm so horny
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
Dave: chad your hot to I'm getting horny off you....
Chad:well let's look at who we think is hot and press our dicks against the pool jet
Dave: okay
Chad:*walks over to the pool jet and presses dick on it looking at Emily*
Dave:*looks at chad and presses his dick on the pool jet*
Chad:OHHH~ FUCK YEAH *moans*
Dave:OHHH DADDY~ HELL YEAH *moans*
*Ten minutes later*
Chad:dave I'm going to c-cum OHHHHH *cums everywhere*
Dave: chad please... Stick it in me or rub me it feels good but I can't cum
Chad: ok! *Rubs dave's dick*
Dave: OH CHAD IM CUMMING
*Cums while everyone stares at him*
Pool jet masturbating
by Throbbing cocc October 28, 2020
March 14th . The bad side of Steak and Blowjob day. You messed up and didn't get your girl squat for Valentine's Day so she makes you eat bologna and masturbate.
Steve didn't buy Joni anything for Valentine's Day so she turned Steak and Blowjob day in to Bologna and Masturbate Day to get back at him.
by Revenge Queen March 14, 2018
by Exfvvas November 04, 2018
I was reading the book Reviving Ophelia and Gail, one of Mary Pipher's patients, said that the phrase "sex, drugs, and rock 'n' roll" had been changed to "masturbation, booze, and Madonna". Wow.
by Karen Stickney November 05, 2006