Lazy Brown Eye

A combination of anal sex and putting your partner in a sleeper hold

I need an ice pack. Jeff gave me a lazy brown eye last night and I hit my head on the table

by Someguyingeorgia February 7, 2021

lazy darts

playing drats while sitting down

i was playing lazy darts with tj on the couch the other day

by blackppl January 4, 2011

lazy mans breakfast

A sexual position, requiring minimal effort. Normally in a spooning or cuddling position, to achieve sexual climax.

“No thanks sweetheart, I’m going to rest up tonight, and enjoy a lazy mans breakfast tomorrow morning.”

by Dirtydood August 18, 2021

Lazy

Ryan

Ryan is too lazy to make roms GFX.

by CoolMan1313 August 29, 2020

Gender-lazy Polliwog

Jared Kushner

During TFG aka The Former Guy's regime, demure and meek Jared Kushner received illegal security clearance and committed like hundreds of felonies. When Carla saw him saunter out the White House for the last time, she exclaimed "bye, Gender-lazy Polliwog, ya little cunt. now run along and wait until you're indicted"

by Uncle Joosie April 9, 2022

Lazy panhandler

Noun: a person who chooses to make money in a very non conventional way. Money is not earned through labor.

I hate this job. I’m gonna get famous on the internet and become a lazy panhandler.

by The lazy panhandler May 6, 2025

Lazy

Zachary

Zachary Is Lazy

by The Homies Boy October 5, 2020